Dude, the movie is Havok, Banshee, Beast.... Mystique and Charles as siblings, pretty much, and Magneto honing skills by way of Charles. Havok is the first one to try out "the danger room" and such. EVERYTHING IS WRONG. I remember when they were making the movie and I heard it was when Charles is younger and then they were like the White Queen is in it too! And I was like, "Fuck you, Marvel, I'm done with you." I didn't even learn anything past the characters because I was like, "'TIS RUINED, WHATEVS."
But when it ended my friend was like, "Did you like it?" And I smiled and went, "Fuck, not gonna lie, that was good." I wanna go back and watch the first two just ignoring how they cast things and such and see if I like them more. The third was fail all over.... and I thought I'd posted on LJ about it but apparently that was back at Xanga and shit if I know where I put THAT.
Ugh, idek, dude, it was mostly just Rainn Wilson being sad because his wife is a druggie and leaves him for Kevin Bacon and Ellen Page just RLY RLY WANTS TO BE A PART OF THIS REVENGE SCHEME. But like, I have seen Kick-Ass, Defendor and this and IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Except this one was like drugs! rape scene! random people over their heads and getting shot/killed! another rape scene! obsessive teenager wanting to be rly rly in love with an older man (rly, what is Ellen Page's DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, didn't we cover this in Hard Candy almost pretty much?)! poor citizens caught up in the mix and getting paralyzed! Nathan Fillion as.... the Christian TV version of Superman? I still don't understand what that was, but it was funny even if I was a little like, "Rainn Wilson, why are you watching this show?"
I was expecting the Superhero version of Slither and.... what I got was Kick-Ass: the Super Dark & Perverted Edit.
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Date: 2011-06-06 12:19 am (UTC)But when it ended my friend was like, "Did you like it?" And I smiled and went, "Fuck, not gonna lie, that was good." I wanna go back and watch the first two just ignoring how they cast things and such and see if I like them more. The third was fail all over.... and I thought I'd posted on LJ about it but apparently that was back at Xanga and shit if I know where I put THAT.
Ugh, idek, dude, it was mostly just Rainn Wilson being sad because his wife is a druggie and leaves him for Kevin Bacon and Ellen Page just RLY RLY WANTS TO BE A PART OF THIS REVENGE SCHEME. But like, I have seen Kick-Ass, Defendor and this and IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Except this one was like drugs! rape scene! random people over their heads and getting shot/killed! another rape scene! obsessive teenager wanting to be rly rly in love with an older man (rly, what is Ellen Page's DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, didn't we cover this in Hard Candy almost pretty much?)! poor citizens caught up in the mix and getting paralyzed! Nathan Fillion as.... the Christian TV version of Superman? I still don't understand what that was, but it was funny even if I was a little like, "Rainn Wilson, why are you watching this show?"
I was expecting the Superhero version of Slither and.... what I got was Kick-Ass: the Super Dark & Perverted Edit.